Just a few of my 'Friends'

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug

T.V. is a drug

Networking is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

THC is a drug

M D M A, M D M A

All that kills pain

All these drugs

Transmitted to me

as the new thing

as the cool thing

I should be doing

If I want to ruin

The image before me,

As a weakling,

As a dorky

goody-goody

poor thing

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug

T.V. is a drug

Networking is a drug

THC is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

M D M A, M D M A

All that kills pain

Oh, the T.V., It sucks me in

The THC Pulls me out,

Combine the two, i'm stretched too thin

And I do absolutely nothing

about myself, Surrender to

this comfy couch, forfeit

my life a couple hours

Doing absolutely nothing

about myself. Sometimes

i'll start repeating things,

About myself, Do absolutely

nothing on this comfy couch,

a couple hours, about myself,

Nothing.

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug

T.V. is a drug

networking is a drug

THC is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

M D M A, M D M A

all that kills pain

My social life should be on trial,

spend too much time online,

Do absolutely nothing

But see which friends i can find,

And stack my stats, a number game,

I'm still sitting still, so i'm still lame,

Could travel out and shake a hand,

but I'm glued to the screen,

unwilling to stand, patiently

waiting, but can't sit up straight

I guess you could say I'm lazy,

Do absolutely nothing

But track updates and judge me mates

I'm hooked for life, I'll click "i like"

To show my friends I'm still alive

Doing absolutely nothing.

Caffeine is a Drug

Nicotine Is a drug

T.V. is a drug

Networking is a drug

THC is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

MDMA, MDMA

And all that kills pain

A cigarette's a cancer stick

I inhale it, abhor the shit,

unless somebody's walking by

I'll blow out smoke to catch their eye,

Yeah that's right, I like the cool

refreshing image of the fool

Do absolutely nothing to

preserve my body's function.

Who can deny the bait is ripe

for youthful types who want the right

to choose the forbidden fruit,

to rebel against the rules? I'll

Do absolutely nothing to stop you.

I'll join.

And we can die, slowly, together,

That's the point, right?

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug

T.V. is a drug

Networking is a drug

THC is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

M D M A, M D M A

And all that kills pain

The cocaine up my nose goes numb

It's dripping down my throat and tongue

Pumping blood, it pumps me up,

I can fuck and fuck and fuck,

Or dance dance dance,

Faster faster faster

Better stronger, make it last-

Now it's gone, and I'm gon' to the back

Do absolutely nothing

but fiend to find a bump

I'll do absolutely nothing

but fiend to find a bump

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug

T.V. is a drug

Networking is a drug

THC is a drug

Cocaine is a drug

M D M A, M D M A

And all that kills pain

I'm rolling through

this life I've built,

It's tolling up a

debt of guilt,

That I have yet to pay,

and when i do, I can say

I'm in pain, I cannot cope,

nor feel the same, and white coats

will prescribe a name, I can't pronounce

so i can't defame, but I'll know i don't

feel anything...

Caffeine is a drug

Nicotine is a drug...